Water does not resist. Water flows. When you plunge your hand into it, all you feel is a caress. Water is not a solid wall, it will not stop you. But water always goes where it wants to go, and nothing in the end can stand against it. Water is patient. Dripping water wears away a stone. Remember that, my child. Remember you are half water. If you can’t go through an obstacle, go around it. Water does.
Samsung is taking shots
GONNA NEED SOME ICE WATER FOR THAT BURN
if I had a twin I would go into crowds of strangers and profess my love to someone and then say “if our love isn’t meant to be, I will go back in time and slap myself” and then my twin would burst in and slap me
A History Of Violence (2005) Dir. David Cronenberg
i keep getting random erections today and idk why
I guess you could say it’s been a hard day.
heard you were—fuck
heard you w—jesus gimme a sec—argh
heard you were talking shit
I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between
this lion really got eyelashes
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.
I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”
And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”
But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?
New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.
Oh Jesus Christ
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