My name is Ryan, and I am one of the terrible things.

(It's worth noting that I reblog a decent amount of nsfw stuff. I try to keep it relatively tame...mostly.)

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from pizza ✌ with 150,507 notes

helioscentrifuge:

when i see cuties postin selfies

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from ☯ sunshine daydream with 59,322 notes

hernamewastruth:

emptiness 

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23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from pizza ✌ with 208,697 notes

basilhallwards:

"i wish i was born in the 90s" says the young girl. suddenly, her surroundings change- french flags fly above and around her, crowds are cheering. it is france, 1793. the king is dead. long live the revolution.

Source: hayhtam

23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Gravitational Beauty with 22 notes

gravitationalbeauty:

Melting Snow and the Gullies of Mars

gravitationalbeauty:

Melting Snow and the Gullies of Mars

23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Denny's Diner with 1,037 notes

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:
"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."
Denny turned once again, and walked far away.
The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.

dennys:

As a young boy, Denny was mocked fiercely and without mercy by the townsfolk. The misguided citizens were severely confused by Denny’s obsession for breakfast foods and the four-cornered-den-of-doom. They ignored young Denny, just as he ignored them. For their opinions were worth less than dirt if they didn’t support his passion, nay, his love. And that’s exactly what he told them the day Denny left town. After his speech he walked silently away from the confused townspeople, then stopped, turned, and said:

"You will remember the name Denny. You will remember my Grand Slams. And I? I will forget each and every one of you."

Denny turned once again, and walked far away.

The townspeople all agreed it was a pretty cold thing to say. But they deserved it. And he was right.

23rd April 2014

Post reblogged from Moonloop with 73,141 notes

railroadsoftware:

bro you look so cute right now dude. dude you are so fucking adorable 

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23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from Humans of New York with 1,071 notes

humansofnewyork:

"I grew up in a violent household. I got it from my dad and gave it to my brother."

humansofnewyork:

"I grew up in a violent household. I got it from my dad and gave it to my brother."

23rd April 2014

Quote reblogged from Moonloop with 8,951 notes

I hope you have the courage to pursue someone who is worth pursuing, and not someone who is convenient. Convenience is impatience disguised as your desires, you are worth more than what time has told you, you are worthy of finding someone who will wait for you; don’t settle for what is easy, settle for what is good.
— T.B. LaBerge // Go Now (via kvtes)

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from You’re as beautiful as endless with 9,392 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[revolver925]

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23rd April 2014

Photoset reblogged from You’re as beautiful as endless with 10,193 notes

odinsblog:

#MyNYPD (Part I)

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23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from You’re as beautiful as endless with 457 notes

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23rd April 2014

Photo reblogged from You’re as beautiful as endless with 157,817 notes

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20th April 2014

Post reblogged from Denny's Diner with 2,755 notes

Denny’s SUPER Secret SUPER French Toast Ingredient List

dennys:

  • Yeast
  • Bread flour
  • Sugar
  • Salt
  • Oil
  • Cinnamon
  • Butter
  • A small piece of the Eiffel Tower
  • Two pinches of cork from a finely aged wine
  • Baked Brie
  • A priceless painting from the Louvre
  • The entire L’Arc de Triumph
  • Napoleon’s Horse’s saddle
  • Half a beret
  • Mime tears
  • Notes from an accordion
  • A quaint Parisian café 

20th April 2014

Post reblogged from Denny's Diner with 9,317 notes

dennys:

Do you think the claw-machine claw gets lonely when no one wins for a long time, aching for the briefest moment of contact, the plush touch of fleeting companionship?

19th April 2014

Post reblogged from Science / Fiction with 138,490 notes

magicbutterdragon:

nflstreet:

yeah, but can the science side of tumblr explain THIS *whips out dick*

alright! someone bring me the microscope.

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